The Chapel is what you would get if you crossed a small, quaint, pre-war New England church with a loading dock. The building is fairly easy to find as it's the only one with pink neon hearts on the face of it that doesn't also have the words "Live Nude Girls" along side them. Instead, a simple wooden sign, "The Chapel", disappoints the four out of five passers-by that mistook the place for a bottom's-up club.

The inside is romantically lit with red prison emergency lights and flickering, glaring fluorescence. Some luminance also pours in through the tall, translucent panes that, apart from the 'stained' portion of it, could almost pass as simplistic stained-glass windows. A few rows of third-rate pews sit empty most of the time, with perhaps two young lovers waiting for their turn to be married with the bride's father and his shotgun sitting behind them.

Towards the front is a podium with the symbolic pink heart painted on the front, which one can take to be the pulpit. Beside that is a forlorn-looking offering box, both backlit by one more pink neon heart against the back wall.

On good days, Father Tully can be seen standing behind the pulpit, giving a sermon or performing one of any number of religious services. It's not uncommon for the good Father to marry a couple one day and divorce them the next. At The Chapel, there is no discrimination against other religions, either. It wouldn’t be good for business, and half the time, Father Tully is too drunk to even care. It's on those days that Father Tully gives his services from a sitting position.

Through both doors on the right- and left-hand sides of the back wall are Father Tully's quarters, also known as the place he sleeps off his hangovers. The bed isn't much to speak for, and the furniture is meager... a dresser with a heart-shaped drawer, a nightstand that wouldn't sell at a flea market, and a worn-out desk at which Father Tully writes his services... and in which he keeps a few bottles of his favorite confidence booster. Father Tully doesn't let very many people back into his room, and usually only the people helping hobble his drunk ass into bed get a glimpse.

For any religious service you need, whether it be a Beltaine feast or just a quick hitch, The Chapel is the place for you. Father Tully, when he's not drunk beyond the point of speech, will always be happy to discuss with you any matters of religion or life in general. Just don't expect the most humble or reasonable opinions after he's hit the gin.